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Some silly cat jokes

What looks like half a cat ?

The other half !

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?

A carrot !

How do cats eat spaghetti ?

The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!

What is a French cat's favourite pudding ?

Chocolate mousse !

What do cat actors say on stage ?

Tabby or not tabby !

What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?

I'm paw !

How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold ?

He has cat-arrh !

How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling ?

She's got that down in the mouth look !

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?

An animal that puts you out a night !