Some silly big cat jokes
What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?
A tiger moth !
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ?
'Let us prey.'
Why is the desert lion everyone's favorite at Christmas ?
Because he has sandy claws !
What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?
'Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.
'What is lion's favorite food ?
Baked beings !
What do tigers wear in bed ?
Stripey pyjamas !
What does a lion brush his mane with ?
A catacomb !
What happened when the lion ate the comedian ?
He felt funny !
What's striped and bouncy ?
A tiger on a pogo stick !
How can you get a set of teeth put in for free ?
Smack a lion !