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Some silly big cat jokes

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?

A tiger moth !

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ?

'Let us prey.'

Why is the desert lion everyone's favorite at Christmas ?

Because he has sandy claws !

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

'Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.

'What is lion's favorite food ?

Baked beings !

What do tigers wear in bed ?

Stripey pyjamas !

What does a lion brush his mane with ?

A catacomb !

What happened when the lion ate the comedian ?

He felt funny !

What's striped and bouncy ?

A tiger on a pogo stick !

How can you get a set of teeth put in for free ?

Smack a lion !