5 Reasons to take your cat on vacation with you
1. They will starve if left home alone.
2. You love having cat hair on your clothes so much, you thought you would share it with your car pool buddies for the next year, since it is impossible to remove from the car seats.
3. You really want to have cat litter in your soda while driving.
4. The dash needed a few claw marks.
5. So when stoped for doing 90 you can say, "I'm sorry officer, but I need to have my cat surgically removed from my leg. Where is the nearest hospital?"